I’m sorry, we can’t come to the phone right now. We’ve packed our bags, downsized our home, and we’re jet-setting global nomads now. Leave a message after the tone, and we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re done touring the world!
P.S. If you’re one of our adult children – do you like our new neat, minimalist look? If you’re looking for the pantry, it’s hidden in behind the flush Bortoluzzi sliding doors!
P.P.S. Don’t mess up the place – we’ll be back soon!